That’s right.  Another year has come and gone, and it’s time once again to pay your uncle.  Fortunately for you, he only wants between a fourth and half of what you made last year.  But you can take comfort knowing that your selfless contribution blessed the lives of several people who didn’t work last year (including those on capitol hill.)   It also allowed our elected representatives to enact several new programs to bless the lives of our employment-challenged brethren that –  even though they’ve done without them up until now — will make them very comfortable.

Pat yourself on the back today.  I hope you feel like you did a good thing.  God bless the working man (and woman, of course) and God bless America.